What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats black. an african american person

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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The Holocaust

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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