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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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