Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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