how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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hrih

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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lebron

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Lacrosse

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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