Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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