What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Kony 2012

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Chikin nuggets

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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