What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A man walks around a bar.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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