A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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