What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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