Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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i was molested.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks around a bar.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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