- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

wat?

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

i was molested.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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