What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Yee

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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GONNA

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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