What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Good to see you today!

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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