WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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here kitty kitty

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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