A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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