what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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what the hell happened to your face

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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