What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I've got a boner

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Anti Joke

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