Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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(insert antijoke here

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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