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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

i said wut wut in the butt!

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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