What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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GONNA

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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someone called a frog a frog

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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