You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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penis

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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