Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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