- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

live or die you decide to late time to die

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Religion

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

pubic lice.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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