- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Jesus

Obama.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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