why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Anti Joke

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