What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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