- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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