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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A fat man on a moped

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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