- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Good to see you today!

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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