Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Miscarriages.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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