Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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