What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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