17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Kenny G

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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