What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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women's rights

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American healthcare.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Nickelback

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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