If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Ruller

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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blubber vaginass CC

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What is a dog? Bark

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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