A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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1+1= 69

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Goat balls.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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