- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

An antijoke

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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