- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Obama

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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