Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

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