What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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this is not a joke.

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French people.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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