boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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So a seal walks into a club...

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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