A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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