How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

tim tebow is a great quarterback

a man walked into a bar and said ow

knock knock go away

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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