Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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