What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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i have aids and a chode

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Laura Pratz..

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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