Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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I love you.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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