Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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No.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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