- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Winking at old people

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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