There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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An antijoke

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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No.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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