What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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An antijoke

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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American healthcare.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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