Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

nathan palmer has a big head !

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

your moms so fat she has kankles

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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