your moms so fat she has kankles

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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