What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A man sat down Then he stood up

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

guess what?

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

dildo

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

CHEEZECAKE

Liars go to hell! -God

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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