Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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jokes r dumb

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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