I like to eat.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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BIG PENIS

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AROUND

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Potato salad

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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jgkbk,mn

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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