Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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That's what he said.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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