why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Women rights.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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live babies

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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DERP

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