If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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I won the game.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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anus soup

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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