there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why....... Because.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +31

69

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +27

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

25

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops