Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Kate

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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