What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What break when you talk?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Hello world

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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