An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

A van drives into a car.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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