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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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come along children

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Robin, get in the car.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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women's lacrosse.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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