knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Women's rights

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Penis

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Why....... Because.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Small breasts.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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