- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Knock Knock. F uck off.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

The jets are a good team..

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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