What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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My mom.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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i wish i was a tree !

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Anti Joke

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