What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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throbbing slobber

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Fruitcake

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Child Prostitution.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why....... Because.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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