Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Anti Joke

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