Pianca going ham

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Real jokes.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Oliver's friends

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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