- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

what is patrick wilson? smart

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

knock knock you may come in

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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