- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

did you ever see a butter fly?

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What time is it? 10:58

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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