women's lacrosse.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Your mom.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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