whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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women's rights

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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barack osama

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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