Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Freedom of Speech

knock knock whos there .. derp

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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